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"You can't just let nature run wild."
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Indeed. That would be highly unethical.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"Where is the Amazon River Turtle's habitat?"
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
It's on little boats drifting on the Amazon River.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

Answer given in Biology exam: "The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink

Answer given in Science exam: "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink

"How are dinosaurs bones found on Earth when they aren't mentioned at all in the bible? In Genius it never said anything about them."
    Posted by JT on 29 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
The Bible doesn't have much to say about helicopters, Boyzone or curry sauce, either. So, Genius, are we to take it that none of these things exist on Earth?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Dec 2009.
Genius doesn't say anything about them, but Irrelevations do.
    Posted by Moosh on 29 Dec 2009.

"If you eat pasta and then eat some anti-pasta are you still hungry?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (6) - (1) Permalink
Yes, because the anti-pasta annihilates the pasta. Duh!
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.

"How many times does the number 1 go into 100?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (6) - (1) Permalink
Once?
    Posted by Socky on 14 Jan 2010.
The number 1 goes into a bar. The barman says, "Oi! Get out. You're under 18."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Jan 2010.
Only 18 in a bar. Wow, where do you live, Puerto Rico?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.
Does that surprise you? Where do you live, America?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Jan 2010.

Vince: "The speed of electricity is faster than the speed of light."
Me: "The what?"
Vince: "The speed of electricity - it's faster than light."
Me: "Er..."
Vince: "Think about it. If you put electricity through a wire, it gets from one end to the other instantly. That's faster than light."
Me: "Er..."
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
As you once told me, JT, the idiocy of man knows no boundaries..


Who's Vince anyway?
    Posted by Moosh on 24 Feb 2010.
He is ginger. That's all you need to know.
    Posted by JT on 24 Feb 2010.

"Is linguistics another science of Satan? Linguists suggest that the original human language originated from southern Africa and had a lot of click consonants. This is baloney, since the original language of mankind was Hebrew. They also state that languages change over time and create different languages, while it is obvious from the Bible that languages were made different by God, as shown in the construction of Babel."
    Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010. + (6) - (1) Permalink

"Does castration cause infertility?"
    Posted by JT on 17 Apr 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Yes. Who'd have known?
    Posted by Moosh on 27 Apr 2010.