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"How many times does the sun go round the Earth every day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 May 2010.
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Ahh, the good ol' times when the Sun revolved around the Flat Earth twice a day.
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Posted by Moosh on 22 May 2010.
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365, right?
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"It's cruel to farm animals to switch to DST each year. They have to get up an hour earlier. The cows get confused."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Oct 2009.
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Sadly, this is true.
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Posted by Socky on 23 Oct 2009.
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Do cows get confused? With all that cud-chewing Zen meditation they do, I always thought they had stuff pretty well worked out.
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Posted by JT on 23 Oct 2009.
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Biodegradable plastic! That's amazing! What's it made of?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2009.
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I bet it's a type of metal.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 22 Nov 2009.
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Processed feces.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Nov 2009.
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"Can you get high by using a balloon, sugar and active dry yeast?"
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Posted by JT on 6 Dec 2009.
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Yes, it's simple! Feed the sugar to the yeast to create alcohol. While flying your hot air balloon, drink the alcohol and pass out, causing you to lose track of your altitude and float as high as you like.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Dec 2009.
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Ah, good thinking! I thought maybe the secret was to burn the balloon and inhale the fumes, then ignore the yeast and sugar.
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Posted by JT on 7 Dec 2009.
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"Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Shaving razors?
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Posted by Moosh on 16 Dec 2009.
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Question in a Biology test: "What changes happen to a boy when he reaches puberty?"
Answer: "He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery."
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Posted by Moosh on 20 Dec 2009.
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"How wide is 13mm?"
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Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.
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"If today is Monday on Earth what day is it on Saturn?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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Saturday?
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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"Why were trees invented?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_were_tr...)
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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Wow. That could have been the name of this website.
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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Yes, right :)
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Posted by Moosh on 30 Dec 2009.
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To provide us with shadow, obviously. And oxygen too, maybe.
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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Q: Why will an iron nail rust?
A: If the nail is left in air it will rust because air is really water.
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Which is why people often swim through the air.
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Posted by Socky on 3 Jan 2010.
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This can't be the whole story. If air is really water, then nobody would be worried about the sea level rising.
So, maybe water is really air, too?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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