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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.

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"Can a hypnotist steal memories?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (1) - (1) Permalink
"I Can see the future in my dreams does that make me weird?" (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
What a weird question. Of course not!
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
"Why do oranges always roll away from me?"
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (4) - (1) Permalink
With a face like that, who wouldn't?
    Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.
"What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?" (Tourist to tour guide)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
1 AM usually. We locals give it some fish and some other junk to appease the creature.

It's late tonight. It must've eaten another tourist.
    Posted by Socky on 13 Jan 2010.
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
It's an exact science.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
"[What are] the disadvantages of bombs?" (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Disadvantag...)
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Well, if a bomb explodes (they tend to do that) right in front of you, you might get hurt. Not that that's inherently a bad thing or anything.
    Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
I imagine some people would consider that to be the point.
    Posted by mike on 11 Jan 2010.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by mike on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
"What are Jews afraid of?"
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_je...
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
Clickable links! Wahey.
    Posted by mike on 14 Sep 2009.
"How do you say do you want to come to my birthday party?" http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...
    Posted by LucyT on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (1) Permalink
Hey DINGUS you're coming to my party.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
"How old is eminim the raper??" (sic) (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
That's a simple typo and we all make them, be we stupid or otherwise. But what a classic!
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
Reminds me of this famous one: "Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men." I think it came from one of the many lists of supposedly-genuine exam answers.
    Posted by mike on 2 Jan 2010.
Alomg similar lines, I saw a t-shirt online once depicting a curiously Manga-influenced Afro-Caribbean man, with the slogan "RAPING."
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.