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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.

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"What to do in fist night with wife?"
    Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I hate to think.
    Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009.
Give her a tender goodnight kiss, and wish her sweet dreams.
    Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.
"Look at his socks and shoes. They appear to be crying."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Jun 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
When a narwhal bacons no one knows what it means but when you eat bacon they know everything.
    Posted by fred on 10 May 2015. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
It's an exact science.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
"I just realised I haven't asked to see her ring"
    Posted by fred on 12 Apr 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"There's something fundamentally moist about my kitchen"
    Posted by fred on 10 Apr 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"How come some people wear abercrombie and stuff but they are not popular? i just dont get it. I dont wear popular stuff and im popular. Other ppl who wear aeropostale and abercrombie r not pops. this might be a stupid question again. Oh yeh u might say u spelled something rong but i noe how to spell it but i type like this for aim. thats y."
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Behold - the next generation to hold power.
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
I am utterly horrified.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
If this is what my generation holds, I refuse to partake.
    Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
That's pretty normal.. It's been that way here since dawn of time. Ancient Egyptian kids who wore <s>Jaguar Skins&trade;</b> where not always popular. Kids who wore carboard boxen and wooden barrels for clothes were.
    Posted by Moosh on 15 Nov 2009.
"Maybe I need a more mature way of dealing with noses."
    Posted by fred on 6 Mar 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"How do you say do you want to come to my birthday party?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...)
    Posted by LucyT on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Hey DINGUS you're coming to my party.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant" (Yahoo answers)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
superb reasoning! he deserves a prize - the baby's a vampire!
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.