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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.

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	"Why do oranges always roll away from me?"     Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. (4) (2) Permalink Tweet With a face like that, who wouldn't?     Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.

	"It's not red! It's dark pink."     Posted by fred on 15 Jan 2015. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"How many hairs does it take to be a monster?"     Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009. (4) (0) Permalink Tweet 0, damn hairless monsters!     Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.

	"I found an ostrich. It's called my headphones."     Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Dec 2014. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"A vet report advised that the stomach would be a completely unsuitable place for a goldfish"     Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Apr 2014. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"What kind of wood is that?" "Some kind of renewable wood."     Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Apr 2014. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Oxford is, like, a desolate wasteland of entomology"     Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Apr 2014. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"See, my theory is that if this bit of wood is Beethoven's Fifth Symphony..."     Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Mar 2014. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear"     (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Jan 2013. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet I reckon it'll remain unclear for a while, too.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Jan 2013.

	"In my head the cleaners are all robots"     Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Apr 2013. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet The "Out of Context" category becomes more and more tempting.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Apr 2013.