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It must be hard work being a commentator, describing and analysing the match live, and always trying to keep talking. It's no wonder they can occasionally come out with some real howlers! Their pearls of sporting wisdom are reproduced here for all to see.

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"At the finish, it was all over."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Was it? Was it REALLY?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.

"If that had gone in the net it would have been a goal! But it didn't..." (football commentator)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Commentators are DEFINITELY going to be providing us with a lot of material!
    Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.

"can i still go horse riding if i have braces ????? I have only been riding for a couple of months and i luv it loadz, bt im getting braces in a couple of days. i was just wondering if they will affect my riding"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
As long as the horse isn't magnetic.
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.
I'm a cowboy / on a steel horse I ride / I'm wanted (wanted) / dead.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

"Is Hip Hop a Sport or a Culture?"
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (1) - (1) Permalink
Sport: "an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition; the occupation of athletes who compete for pay ." It's not that...
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
Physical exertion eh?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

Answering to 'What Olympics do you like better, Winter or Summer?':
"I love both I watch them every year!!!"
    Posted by Tiger on 9 Nov 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
So he watches reruns. Nothing wrong with that.
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
You ruin everything! YOU... YOU... YOU RUINER!
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.

"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running."
    Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Correction: A genius is a guy like George W. Bush.
    Posted by Moosh on 16 Nov 2009.

American football star: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Oh my god, seriously? To hell with live playback.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.