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It must be hard work being a commentator, describing and analysing the match live, and always trying to keep talking. It's no wonder they can occasionally come out with some real howlers! Their pearls of sporting wisdom are reproduced here for all to see.
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"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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And I'd like to play for a Russian club, like Chelsea.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"I've got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Ah, decimalisation at last!
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Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
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"He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (TV commentator, 1977 Cambridge v. Oxford Boat Race)
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Baseball star, ordering salad in restaurant: "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"There's a lot of good older players around, but very few."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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Hmm... "Sport" category?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Sep 2009.
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