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Exam question: "What is a co-operative?"
Answer: "It's a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spencer."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Do you have that new book by Bridget Jones?" (Customer in bookshop, following the publication of Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason)
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"I am working as an accountant in Nilgiris supermarket? How to calculate tax in purchase invoice 12.5% and 4%?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Nov 2009.
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You're not a very good accountant, are you?
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Posted by JT on 24 Nov 2009.
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Hmm. I think I should start shopping in this supermarket.
"Tell you what, I'll pay you 25% extra for these goods, as long as you give me 25% off. How's that sound?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Nov 2009.
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Me: "Is that shop up the road open 24 hours a day?"
Andy: "No - that one's open 48 hours."
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Posted by JT on 17 Nov 2009.
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They've got a time machine? Radical!
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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We're a Cambridge based company. Our offices are in Portugal.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Nov 2009.
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"If you're going to act spontaneously, at least plan it in advance."
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Posted by JT on 6 Oct 2009.
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If you fail to plan, you plan to fail....
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Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.
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"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
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(From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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I thought sensible was already a word.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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Who... sell you!
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"We're going to be selling these at 25% of the usual full price! That's 75% cheaper than the full price! No, 80%, isn't it?" (Presenter on television shopping channel)
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Posted by JT on 23 Sep 2009.
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"You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so." (Allegedly, this nugget of wisdom was supplied to a customer by a financial adviser employed at a well known UK bank)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Why is gold mining important?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009.
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Because God intended gold to be bright and shiny, but while it's in the ground nobody can see it. So we're doing God's will by digging it up.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 31 Aug 2009.
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