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It must be hard work being a commentator, describing and analysing the match live, and always trying to keep talking. It's no wonder they can occasionally come out with some real howlers! Their pearls of sporting wisdom are reproduced here for all to see.
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"There's a lot of good older players around, but very few."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"At the finish, it was all over."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Was it? Was it REALLY?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.
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"Black people are such fast runners because they have an extra bone in their foot..." (Contributed by DJ Ohmygod)
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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That's Racist!
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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Correction: A genius is a guy like George W. Bush.
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Posted by Moosh on 16 Nov 2009.
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"If that had gone in the net it would have been a goal! But it didn't..." (football commentator)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Sep 2009.
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Commentators are DEFINITELY going to be providing us with a lot of material!
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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Hmm... "Sport" category?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Sep 2009.
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