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"What teeth do cats eat with?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Their own, usually.
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"He was probably the greatest living British painter until he died."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Later on, he would become the greatest dead British painter.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." (US Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin)
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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We are still negotiating with the great nation of Belgium to stop the terrible wars raging in the Low Countries.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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"I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast"
(Lyrics from 1998 song Life, by Des'ree).
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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I laugh at these lyrics, foremost.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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Gameshow host: "Gloria, how many decades will your husband say his mother has lived?"
Gloria: "Gee, I dunno. Ten decades."
(Gloria's husband Gerald is brought back into the room).
Host: "How many decades has your mother lived? Gerald, you have a troubled look on your face?"
Gerald: "Oh, I don't know what a decade is. Er, it was her 44th birthday, so she'd be ten decades."
(Gloria and Gerald, having given the same answer, win the prize).
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Looks like they won the prize of a permanent place in the hallowed records of Fred, too!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Sep 2009.
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They deserve it! Note that I didn't feel the need to point out that it was an American gameshow ;-)
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Interviewer: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
Miss Teen South Carolina 2007: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that, uh, our education such as, like, uh, in South Africa and, uh, Iraq, everywhere, like, such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we should be able to build up our future."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Q: "Name a country other than the United States that you admire."
A: "Africa. Europe."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Interviewer: "Now that Saddam Hussein is gone, do you support the proposals for his body-doubles to be executed too?"
Interviewee: "Absolutely."
Interviewer: "Because they look guilty?"
Interviewee: "The hell with him and everybody who looks like him."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Let me guess. An American, right?
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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Interviewer: "Which Iraqi is most responsible for the country's upheaval?"
Interviewee: "Barack Obama."
Interviewer: "Barack Obama? Why?"
Interviewee: "Uhh - because I've heard his name before."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Q: "Which Iraqi is most responsible for the country's upheaval?"
A: "Yusuf Islam."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Note: Yusuf Islam is better-known as Cat Stevens.
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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