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	"Currently any chair weighing more than 150kg is classified as a car."     (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics...)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Mar 2012. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet Another one that makes a lot more sense in the original context!     Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Mar 2012.

	"i have only one week to do this project. i know its impossible. can you help me?"     (From http://lists.cs.uiuc.edu/pipermail/ll...)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Mar 2012. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"What would happen if you ate your own hair?"     Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Feb 2012. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"We do not support vacuuming as a method of humanely removing prairie dogs"     (From http://lists.envirolink.org/pipermail...)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Jan 2012. (2) (0) Permalink Tweet

	INDIAN STYLE Chinese vegetable fried rice     Posted by JT on 28 Oct 2011. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Lots of things are edible. That doesn't mean you can eat them."     Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2011. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"The [device] is like strapping a bat to your wrist to help you see."     (From http://tech.slashdot.org/story/11/08/...)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Aug 2011. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	If you put a midget, a mouse, and a wig in the blender, and you turn it on, does that mean you have midmouwig juice?     Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011. (0) (1) Permalink Tweet

	Punching someone in the face is a multiple organism.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Jun 2011. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Do midgets have night vision? One of my friends told me that midgets have night vision but I wasn't sure if it was true."     Posted by JT on 4 Jun 2011. (0) (0) Permalink Tweet They do. Midgets also lay eggs. Brown eggs.     Posted by Lollipop on 17 Jun 2011.