Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.

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"Do vortexes live underneath houses?"
    Posted by JT on 10 May 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"If you got stabbed in the neck would it heal by itself or is it serious?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Accidents are hardly the only thing causing traffic."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Far from it, I would have thought!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011.
"If I used magnets, the fish would stick together"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Feb 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
From here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-...
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Feb 2011.
"NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL AS IT WILL BUY A FISH FOR AN OTTER"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Feb 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Surely otters are perfectly adept at getting their own fish? That's why they're otters not, say, squirrels.
    Posted by JT on 12 Feb 2011.
"So I did the next logical thing, which was to pick a handful of grass and sellotape it to the wall"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Nov 2010. + (0) - (0) Permalink
I am sure that given the context that would have made perfect sense.
    Posted by poppy on 25 Nov 2010.
That's probably true of a lot of the quotes on here :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Nov 2010.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2010. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Of course they have. It's all a cover-up.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2010.
I don't think it matters whether or not they HAVE done, but they SHOULD.
    Posted by JT on 22 Nov 2010.
Am I the only one confused by the use of the word "categorically" in this sentence?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 25 Nov 2010.
"I'm sure my kidneys aren't a significant part of your tank."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jun 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Sounds like a reasonable assumption to me.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jun 2010.
"How do ferrets bum?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_ferr...)
    Posted by JT on 28 Mar 2010. + (2) - (2) Permalink
"Why are peas called peas if they look like butts?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 15 Mar 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink