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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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Tourist: "Who's that on top of Nelson's Column?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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American tourist in Westminster Abbey: "Is this where the Queen had her coronary?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Is that two kilometres by foot or by car?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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No! No! It's two kilometres by bird!
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in Canada: "What's the best way to see Canada in a day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
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Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Where is France located?"
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Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." (Britney Spears)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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LAX customs official to passenger returning from Israel: "How were you born in the Ukraine?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"Everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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