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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.

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Tourist in London: "Is it a long walk to Times Square?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Tourist in London: "What number in Oxford Street is Oxford University?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Tourist in London: "When do the clowns come on at Piccadilly Circus?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
"Does the ship generate its own power?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
If it's a creationist ship, maybe.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
American tourist: "What time is it in America right now?"
German railway official: "We are six hours before you, so it is 7 am."
American tourist: "That's crazy, how could anybody be before us?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"Will it be raining again this year in the first week of August? If so I might want to move to the 2nd week of August." (Tourist booking campsite, 1st of February)
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Visitor at Osborne House stately home: "How long does life membership last?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
American tourist visiting the British countryside: "Where are all the hobbits?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Dwelling in their holes, of course.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
"New Zealand."
    Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.
Overheard American tourist in Edinburgh, on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle, looking out over the Firth of Forth, into Fyfeshire: "Gee, I didn't know Norway was so close!"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
On the side of the Tower.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.