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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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Australian interviewer: "Name a country that begins with U."
American interviewee: "Yugoslavia? Utah? Utopia?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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This American knows about the nation of Utopia! And here I was, thinking Americans were terribly ignorant.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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JT, I thank you for getting these quotes off the CNNNN show in Australia. I'm still laughing at the ignorance of the Americans.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Fantastic, aren't they? Far too good not to appear here.
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Posted by JT on 31 Oct 2009.
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US tourist in Berlin: "Where's the German Embassy?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"How many sunrise bike tours do you do in a day?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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this isnt particularly stupid, you could fit in several short tours at sunrise depending on how long you make said tours
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Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009.
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You actually do have a point there.
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Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009.
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Tourist boarding whale-watching boat at Boston, USA: ""This is the Mediterranean, right?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist purchasing ticket for Eurostar (Channel Tunnel) train journey: "Can you see the fish and dolphins through the window?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Only if you stick your head out of the window.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"Is there water on the other side of this island?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in the Louvre: "Look, everything is written in French, how arrogant. Typical of the French."
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yeah! How dare they have a language of their own!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in a Toronto giftshop: "Do your Canadian flags come in any other colours?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist about to embark on a rafting trip down the Zambezi River: "Do we finish where we start?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Only if you're willing to pay a couple millions extra.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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Well, you start in the river, and you finish in the same river. So I'd say "Yes". :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
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You ought to be a politician.
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in London: "Whereabouts is the Eiffel Tower?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Great! The Timelord brought another one of them retarded companions to our time zone! No, we don't like singing about hot dogs!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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