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Genuine advert in the dating section of my local paper: "One-legged transexual seeks same."
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Transsexuals are losing their legs now? What strange creatures are they changing into?
    Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
'Cmon, does everything have to come from Failblog? Where did the originality go?
    Posted by Tiger on 9 Dec 2009.
On a forum about drugs and natural highs: "Can I trip on penicillin? It's basically made of the same stuff as magic mushrooms isn't it?"
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I don't know if you can trip on it, but I'm pretty sure that when taken regularly, it results in AIDS.
    Posted by Socky on 25 Nov 2009.
I was listening to a radio show and they had a guest that was explaining how a water-fuelled car works (admittedly a questionable thing in itself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water-fu... ). After the guest had explained the basics of how it works the presenter remarked, "Wow! So it works on pure science!"
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
My mum, when writing a shopping list: "Do you want me to get you some more of that monsterella cheese?"
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Maybe it's special cheese for Halloween?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Nov 2009.
When we were children me and my brother would argue over what we would watch on the only tv in the house and one time we asked our mum to decide who's TV show was to be watched. She replied in a slightly annoyed tone "why don't you just vote between yourselves"... there were two of us!
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Dim girl in my 6th form sociology class several years ago: "Isn't ethics something to do with the Bible?"
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink