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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"In wikipedia i saw TGV connects london and paris too. how? Britain is separated from france by a water body...?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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The thing that amazes me with this quote is not the poor grammar or the poor punctuation or even that the person asking it is unaware of the existence of the Channel Tunnel, but that anybody capable of making those mistakes/not knowing that can then spell "separated" correctly when so few people can.
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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What do you mean? Everyone knows it's spelled "seperated."
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Posted by Necropaxx on 28 Mar 2010.
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"I loved Africa, there were so many African Americans there." (answer to "What are African Americans called in another country?" )
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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Also nice to know is that the question was categorized as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered"
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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Heh heh heh! I like this one!
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Posted by JT on 17 Jan 2010.
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News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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Call me wild, but I think they might have gotten the crash procedure correct. It was just the landing that needed some work.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"I hate London. Its boring. Nothing ever happens there."
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Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009.
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Ah sugar I forgot to add this.
Source: 16 year-old boy
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Posted by Ghost on 22 Dec 2009.
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Ah, now THAT makes it stupid. I must have been mistaken with my regular excursions to London when I was 16 - it seemed that every weekend there was some club or another I wanted to go to. I must have been mistaken.
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Posted by JT on 23 Dec 2009.
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My thoughts exactly!
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
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First tourist: "Tomorrow, we're going to catch a plane and fly to Kerala in southern India."
Second tourist: "India in Asia?"
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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No, India in North America. You know, where the Indians live.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 29 Nov 2009.
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Or South America. They got Indians there to!
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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No, you're all wrong. He's obviously talking about Red India!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Dec 2009.
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"What language do they speak in England? I live in America and I only speak american. Can you get dictionaries that translate from american to whatever language they speak?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
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I'm assuming this is probably troll droppings rather than a genuine question, but all the same.
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
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This is bad troll. I've seen better. Not believable, he elaborated way too much on what language we speak...
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Posted by Tiger on 5 Nov 2009.
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Quiz Show Host: "Budapest is the capital of which European Country?"
American Contestant: "I thought Europe was a country."
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Irish houses - what are they used for?" (from Wikianswers)
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Posted by JT on 21 Oct 2009.
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Note: someone answered with "Storage. We sleep in tents in the garden."
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Posted by JT on 21 Oct 2009.
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"What language do they speak in Italy?"
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Posted by JT on 10 Oct 2009.
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Welsh?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Oct 2009.
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Romanian?
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Posted by Socky on 10 Oct 2009.
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As it happens, Italian was only declared the official language of Italy last year. Odd, that.
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Posted by JT on 12 Oct 2009.
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Q: "Name a country other than the United States that you admire."
A: "Africa. Europe."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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