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Colleague to me (I am dressed in a long dress as Ophelia): Nice! Where's your unicorn?
Me: ...
Colleague: You're the naked lady, aren't you? Lady Godiva?
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Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014.
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"If you're going to write, you should write about something you understand."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014.
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Pregnant woman: "It's like I've got something wriggling around inside me!"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.
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"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013.
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But it's a bit worrying when they do.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013.
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"Why don't you come to our Thursday night class?"
"When is it?"
"On Thursdays."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Dec 2012.
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"The great thing about going to the toilet is..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Sep 2012.
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You could finish this sentence off however you liked, and it would still be Fredworthy.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2012.
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