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"BIG HUNT!"

(The title of a local motor show beauty competition in Thailand)
You need to say it fast...
    Posted by Rakpasa on 30 Aug 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Why can't we have a bigger TV, so we can see their feet?"
    Posted by Rakpasa on 20 Aug 2012. + (1) - (0) Permalink

My daughter, late for school, was in tears because I insisted that she skipped her morning shower.
A few minutes later, I realised it was Saturday.

"I didn't have a shower for nothing!"
    Posted by Rakpasa on 20 Aug 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
LOL! Welcome to the site :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Aug 2012.
Bloody hell - a new user! I'd better some tea bags and wash up a mug!
    Posted by JT on 25 Aug 2012.
I bettered a tea bag once. It was the defining moment of my duelling career.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2012.

"It's fairly common sense not to climb buildings when drunk"
    (From http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home/...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Jun 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Unfortunately, common sense isn't.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Jun 2012.

"You got a picture in the attic, aintcha, like that wossisname bloke out of that film."
    Posted by JT on 22 Apr 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"I think you really need two people for a wedding"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Apr 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Recently, I had to appear in court (and was found not guilty, which was good because I was indeed not guilty of the offence with which I was charged). We heard the tail end of the case heard before mine, which was that of a man who had been caught driving with a fake driving licence. He wasn't in court, but his barrister read out his defence: "He had not been aware that the licence was fake when he bought it."
    Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2011. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"Therefore, is it not reasonable to assume that the city of Washington D.C. is under a terrible Luciferian curse?"
    (From http://www.myspace.com/jimmigirl13/bl...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Dec 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"We're recording our album in January. It'll be out in the New Year."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Oct 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"You always feel older when you're older, don't you, 'cos you're older." (Pub eavesdropping)
    Posted by JT on 24 Sep 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink