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"In the shorter term we have got to stop using our own food as a food supply."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011.
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From a famous environmentalist, quoted in The Register: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/...
I wonder what he'd suggest we use instead?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011.
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They've changed it now to "...as a fuel supply", making me think this actually belongs under Typos.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Feb 2011.
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"Which game do you prefer? Poo or Snooker?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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Snooker. Definitely.
Just don't ask me to explain why.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Apr 2011.
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The difference is you can poo on snooker, but you can't snooker on poo.
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Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011.
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"...an 18-year-old arrested on suspicion of death by dangerous driving..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011.
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Dying is illegal now?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011.
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Making something illegal halts it - see the highly effective anti-drug laws for an example. Living people earn (taxable) money, dead people do not. Expect the Tories to criminalise death any day now.
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Posted by JT on 9 Aug 2011.
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Except for dole-scroungers, for whom it will be made mandatory.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Aug 2011.
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"I don't think I'm illiterate enough"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012.
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I disagree. I think your illiteracy is more than adequate.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012.
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"Since I was a young child I've known I was a genus."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Jul 2013.
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When will Simon Cowell learn that just because he owns a record company he controls the entire music industry?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Dec 2009.
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One commentard's take on Rage Against The Machine taking the Christmas No. 1 position in the charts. (This might not mean much to non-Brits.)
I think he might want to re-read that sentence!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Dec 2009.
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When American Idol boots him.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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