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My daughter, late for school, was in tears because I insisted that she skipped her morning shower.
A few minutes later, I realised it was Saturday.

"I didn't have a shower for nothing!"
    Posted by Rakpasa on 20 Aug 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
LOL! Welcome to the site :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Aug 2012.
Bloody hell - a new user! I'd better some tea bags and wash up a mug!
    Posted by JT on 25 Aug 2012.
I bettered a tea bag once. It was the defining moment of my duelling career.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2012.
"BIG HUNT!"

(The title of a local motor show beauty competition in Thailand)
You need to say it fast...
    Posted by Rakpasa on 30 Aug 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"It's unmistakable that most dubbed portions are a different voice than the original actor."
    (From http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwor...,0,3754075.story)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Most"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2012.
"The great thing about going to the toilet is..."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Sep 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
You could finish this sentence off however you liked, and it would still be Fredworthy.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2012.
"Why don't you come to our Thursday night class?"

"When is it?"

"On Thursdays."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Dec 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink
But it's a bit worrying when they do.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013.
"It's Friday the 13th on Thursday!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Dec 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Pregnant woman: "It's like I've got something wriggling around inside me!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"If you're going to write, you should write about something you understand."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Colleague to me (I am dressed in a long dress as Ophelia): Nice! Where's your unicorn?
Me: ...
Colleague: You're the naked lady, aren't you? Lady Godiva?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink