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Exam question: "What is a co-operative?"
Answer: "It's a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spencer."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"Is it legal to buy a gift card with a gift card?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.
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I reported this question for verbal abuse and got it deleted. Muahahahahahahaahaaa!
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Posted by Moosh on 5 Jan 2010.
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That's so harsh man.
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Posted by Ghost on 5 Jan 2010.
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Was there any particular reason why you felt it was abusive?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Jan 2010.
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The asker was a troll, he was calling answerers names. I doubt I was the only one who reported it.
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Posted by Moosh on 7 Jan 2010.
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Woman 1: "Those have gone up too - they used to be two for £1, now they're three for £2."
Woman 2: "Yeah, but at least it's better value if you get three."
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Posted by JT on 5 Nov 2011.
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"I feel sorry for you, having to work on Boxing Day. Who on earth shops on Boxing Day?" (Customer to member of staff, in a shop. On Boxing Day.)
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2013.
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It's funny how 25% off £20 is only £5 but from £10 it's £2.50, isn't it? You'd have thought it'd be more than that.
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Posted by JT on 12 Aug 2009.
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Pound signs fixed... not quite sure what happened there. Some kind of Unicode screwup presumably.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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I've seen that happen on a lot of websites.
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others" (Ex-Governor of California).
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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damn, meant this one to go into Business...
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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"Do you have that new book by Bridget Jones?" (Customer in bookshop, following the publication of Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason)
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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