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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.
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"What is a accident investigator?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Come on...the title's a clue...we know you can do it!
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Oh, and btw - that's a c+p. I DO know the difference between "your" and "you're."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Did you write the words, or the lyrics?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Does it go dark at night where your from?" (This has been doing the rounds online for a while - no idea where it came from)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant" (Yahoo answers)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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superb reasoning! he deserves a prize - the baby's a vampire!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?" (Yahoo answers)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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""The disappointment telling the children that the reindeer could not fly was incredible…you must state this clearly in your brochure in future." (UK tourist in Lapland)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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... because (cough, whisper) I didn't know, myself, till we got there"
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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1 AM usually. We locals give it some fish and some other junk to appease the creature.
It's late tonight. It must've eaten another tourist.
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Posted by Socky on 13 Jan 2010.
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"How many horses does it take to pull the moon?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Don't just sit there, go and find out!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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According to Feynman, it's actually pushed by angels. He may have been speaking figuratively...
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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