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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.
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"How many dolls are 18 inches tall?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Sep 2009.
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"How many loafs of bread in bagel?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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234. I counted.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once one person had read one the next person can get enjoyment from it"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Note: not sure where this one came from, it's been floating about on teh nets for a while. I've not bothered cleaning it up - this is the original form.
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Why rent books? It's so much easier to steal them from a library!
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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'Ello Socky. Congrats on signing up - your free air guitar is on its way to you now!
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Can you suck milk from hamsters nipples?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Yes you can.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Only if they're pubescent!
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Bloody Hell, I've swallowed the whole hamster.
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Posted by Moosh on 13 Nov 2009.
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"How do you spell 'Americans'?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"The world is more like it is now than it ever was before."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Oh, that's so true!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas . I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Glad to be of service.
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Dec 2009.
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"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"Is a owl a producers?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"How can you make a home-made pussy with the everyday things you use?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_can_you...)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Making good use of the things that we find,
The things that the everyday folks leave behind..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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Tell you what, though - it's got me thinking. I reckon a muslin bag, half a kilo of chopped liver and a waterproof mobike phone set to vibrate would be your basic items...
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Do you really count chopped liver amongt the things you use every day?
Especially since you're a vegan and all.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Sep 2009.
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Vegan...? I'll have you know I was born on Earth, and my ears are distinctly non-pointy!
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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