Who Invented Foxes?
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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.

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"Why is your goldfishes butt turning red when he poops?"
    Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Have you been feeding him vindaloo?
    Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
More to the point, why have you been spying on my goldfish?
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.

"Can you breed legendarys?"
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_bre...
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
Only if you focus on it really really hard.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
In Soviet Russia, legendary breeds you.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
No, but you can breed Fable creatures.
    Posted by Ghost on 1 Nov 2009.
With the awful spelling and all, it would most likely to be put in the 'WTF' category, but this is a question regarding that fad game "Pokemon".
    Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
Ah, interesting - I suspect we don't have many Pokemon players on WIF and know for a fact that we did not when this one was added. Not so stupid after all, it seems.
    Posted by JT on 5 Nov 2009.

"What cats can't do?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_cats_c...)
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Well, they can certainly do a lot of stuff - but I've never seen one change the oil in a tractor.
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.

"Has the earth ever been flat?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_the_ear...)
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Since when has the Earth not been flat?
    Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.

"Are Norwegian women pregnant for 15 months because of the cold weather?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Since when do Norwegian women become pregnant?
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
There seems to be plenty of Norwegian children. Maybe they're actually juvenile trolls...?
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
Maybe they're all imported from China?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
Could be, could be. After all, both nations eat a lot of fish - that can't be a mere coincidence.
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
How are you so sure they even exist? I've never seen a Norwegian in my life. Maybe they've already gone extinct!
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
You could be right - perhaps they're just Swedes in disguise.
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
Or perhaps turnips?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
How did I know that was coming? :-)
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.

"Can girls ride geared bicycles?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"What safety do cell phones have on the inviroment?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Why do you have a vagina?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_you_...)
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
For those unfamilar with the terminology, a vagina can be defined as the box a penis comes in.
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
So you have someplace to put that penis.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"How do you say 'I'll make a man out of you' in English?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"I'll kick your bucket if you don't man up right now"
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"How many tabby cats are left?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
What? Are they endangered all of a sudden? Does that mean that I'm going to see a load of Greenpeace hippies going up and down my street in inflatable boats, protecting the several hundred tabby cats that live round here?
    Posted by JT on 19 Sep 2009.