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Some of the stuff we've received is just so far out there that it doesn't really fit into any particular category. These utter gems of idiocy live here.
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Q: "Where in Florida can you see mermaids swim?"
A: "It is quite impossible to see mermaids. They live DEEP , DEEP in the sea. They have cut out all enchantments from our world for we have been in troubled times. They rarely come up because of the pollution."
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_in_Fl...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Q: "How can you become a mermaid?"
A#1: "...if you have ever watched the show h2o just add water they are mermaids and living almost normal lives. of course i know its just a show but just because theres no proof it doesn't mean its not real."
A#2: "You can say this, As I lay here in this water, I conceal myself to you, Air was needed, Now no more, My legs squueze and join, A mermaid forever be. It may take a while, like it did for me. Or you can pray every night and eventually it will work!"
A#3: "Well , I wish this was possible but it's not. Mermaids live in the very bottom of the sea and they don't ever come up! Mermaids have a required life , that our minds don't understand. Also humans can't become mermaids because our world has changed and not for the best!"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
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Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.
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Q: "How do you turn a boy into a Mermaid?"
A: "becoming a mermaid is now impossible today , enchanting things and spells know better that to get into a humans hands."
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Nope. You just cut off his dick, testicles and legs. Then you catch a big fish and you transplant the tail. Then give the fishboy some female hormones and breast implants, and perhaps some additional cosmetic surgery, and voila, you got yourself a mermaid.
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Posted by Socky on 4 Oct 2009.
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"Anyone know any good body swapping spells or would like to switch with im a 20 year old male who wants to switch with a female?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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"Can my friend get sick if he eats my snake's shedded skin?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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Yes, the snake's soul still lays in the shedded skin, and if one were to eat it (very tempting to do so), the soul will penetrate them.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Any spiritually enlightened females want to help me build a spaceship?
If we could connect in spirit we would be free from our bodies I think you could call that a spaceship if not more ! Anyone feel the same?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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"Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant? Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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Yes, definitely.
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Posted by Socky on 2 Oct 2009.
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aww, sweet :-)
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"R there mermaids in the sea?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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You know, I really have no problem with the question - but substituting "R" for "are" is unforgivable...
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"Is smearing a child's own vomit on their chest and under their nose really as effective as Vick's Vapo-Rub for clearing up the sinuses?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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As effective? It's like thousands times more effective!
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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