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"Why do people have buggers in their nose?" (sic)
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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Where else would you keep them?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Oct 2009.
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In the Parker's Piece public toilets?
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Because boogers do not belong to people's noses, they belong to public parks.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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"Do you need a motorcycle lichen to ride a 50cc pocketrocket on the road?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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No, any symbiotic combination of fungus and alga will do. It doesn't strictly need to be a motorcycle one.
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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"What makes your vagina taste good?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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I recommend balsamic vinegar, crushed garlic and cracked black pepper.
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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Dave's Insanity Sauce?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Oct 2009.
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Ketchup. Definitely.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Jack Daniels and Coke, sticky with a bit of a kick, but I can heartily recommend....
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Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.
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Skittles. Then when he/she eats them, you can tell them they were herpes sacs and watch the hilarity ensue.
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Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
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I recommend Salsa Sauce, it brings out the hotness and exposes it.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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beer
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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Shucks, I was just born tasting like this.
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"What animals/birds favor the peach tree? Please i need to know the answer to this A.S.A.P for my history project!"
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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For HISTORY...?
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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The history... OF PEACHES. It's way more interesting than human history.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Millions of peaches, peaches for free, millions of peaches, peaches for all the birds and little animals in the history of the world.
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Posted by Ghost on 1 Nov 2009.
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Peachy!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Nov 2009.
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"How come some people wear abercrombie and stuff but they are not popular? i just dont get it. I dont wear popular stuff and im popular. Other ppl who wear aeropostale and abercrombie r not pops. this might be a stupid question again. Oh yeh u might say u spelled something rong but i noe how to spell it but i type like this for aim. thats y."
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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Behold - the next generation to hold power.
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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I am utterly horrified.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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If this is what my generation holds, I refuse to partake.
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Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
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That's pretty normal.. It's been that way here since dawn of time. Ancient Egyptian kids who wore <s>Jaguar Skins™</b> where not always popular. Kids who wore carboard boxen and wooden barrels for clothes were.
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Posted by Moosh on 15 Nov 2009.
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"I am a crystal child! What is my purpose? Tell me what I'm meant for. Try you're best to be nice people." (sic)
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Maybe your purpose is to be quoted on some random web site that thrives on stupidity?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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As a crystal child you are destined to stay still until the repeating pattern of constituents dissolves. Stop moving, dammit!
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Posted by Socky on 6 Oct 2009.
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Crystal kids clearly can't spell, either....
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Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.
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"What if I see the numbers 1:11a.m a lot?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Try setting your alarm clock to go off at a different time.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Oh my God, it went off at 6:66! This must be the work of the devil.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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...and a very dodgy clock-maker!
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Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.
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"When were fairies noticed?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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When? Right now, of course! Don't tell me you didn't spot them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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I see them all the time, man, you just gotta, like, get in tune with the cosmic consciousness, man.
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Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.
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"What happens when a werewolf gets a fairy pregnant?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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It gives birth to a fairwolf. Or maybe a wary?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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I am very wary of fairwolves.
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Posted by Socky on 6 Oct 2009.
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*cough* chuck norris *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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Q: "Can you be a mermaid as well as being human?"
A#1: "It is quite impossible to be a merefolk , for they have life that we can't even wrap our minds around. There is no way for you to be human and mermaid mermaid as you please , the enchanted world was strickend off from ours WAY long ago!"
A#2: "Yes! I am a mermaid, but I'm human too. When i touch water, i turn into a mermaid..."
Q#2: "Could I see a picture of one of you as a Mermaid? You could just post the picture or the site under my comment. I would like to be a Mermaid. I just did a Mermaid Spell not to long ago. The spell I did takes about 1-4 or maybe 6 weeks. I can't wait!"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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(http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_be_...) I love the attempt at political correctness in A#1.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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