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	"question mystery about snakes hum??? I don't mean to sound creepy or inappropriate but its something that I been bathold about for awhile now. Ok snakes have baby's right so they get pregnant right well how in the world does a snake do that when there is no way to bump and grind. how do they get pregnant or take a dump do they even have a a** hole? Do they have one or not or does this all happen and come out of there mouth because it eats right so it must have waste? and how about getting pregnant and also taking a dump? 2 Things weird huh. have you ever thought about this I did when i was watching animal planet one time."     Posted by JT on 7 Nov 2009. (4) (1) Permalink Tweet Animal Planet failed somewhat in its mission to educate, it seems.     Posted by JT on 7 Nov 2009. How is babby formed How snake get pragnent     Posted by It's you on 13 Nov 2009. WHAT? Seriously, this guy makes NO SENSE.     Posted by Socky on 14 Nov 2009. Drunkards..     Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009. Snakes kind of brake open and the cock comes out an then it is in the girl and for some reason it looks like rape because she tries to get away and he won't let go until he is finished.I saw it on a children's show on a children's channel in England I swear.It's true.And they don't take a crap because they don't get fat and they absorb everything.     Posted by Ericlordloss on 10 Jan 2010.

	Is a calculator like a spellchecker but for maths?     Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Dec 2009. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet Excellent!     Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.

	"Why did my goldfish die? We used water conditioner and products to put in the water to kill white spot fungus, and also to turn bad bacteria good."     Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet What does it do? Put the "bad" bacteria in detention and give them a stiffly-worded lecture on how they need to change their ways?     Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.

	"Why can't people live on earth?"     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_can%27t...)     Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet Because it's full of toxic oxygen.     Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.

	News headline: "Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"     Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Why [does] a person fall toward the earth when he falls from height? An apple is so near to the surface where the g (accelration due to gravity) is highest but it also fall after a very lagre time but when a person falls from a height their the g is also less and his inertia is also more as compared to a apple." (sic)     Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. (4) (1) Permalink Tweet It's because the Earth's mass is about 5973.6 yottagrammes. I think you're making the mistake of equating a sphere with a point particle, resulting in misguided and irrelevant comparisons.     Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.

	"Why are there chickens on the moon?"     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)     Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. (4) (1) Permalink Tweet I've been asking that same question for a long time.     Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010. It's the Martian goats that puzzle me most.     Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. That would've been funnier if you didn't post the link. The question is in the category for the game "Harvest Moon," which does in fact have chickens.     Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Jan 2010. Ah, I see - I've never heard of Harvest Moon and so had no idea (this is not the first time my unfamiliarity with popular culture has caused me to post something that turns out not be quite a stupid as it at first seemed).     Posted by JT on 1 Feb 2010. Oh, don't worry, it's plenty stupid.     Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.

	"To pass a drug test is it possible! To drink a table spoon of bleach added to a glass of water?"     (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)     Posted by JT on 20 Feb 2010. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet You'd escape prosecution if the test later proved positive - but only because no court would bother trying a corpse.     Posted by JT on 20 Feb 2010.

	Does a 1kg gold bar way [sic] less than, the same as or more than a 1kg platinum bar?"     Posted by JT on 14 Mar 2010. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet Despite their wealth, it appears the very rich are just as stupid as poor people and still fall for the old ton of feathers/ton of lead conundrum.     Posted by JT on 14 Mar 2010.

	"I'm 5 months pregant. I had viewed porn sites. Will it affect my baby in any way?" (from Yahoo Answers)     Posted by JT on 19 Apr 2010. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet Only if you name her Jenna Jameson.     Posted by CheddarBBQ on 19 Apr 2010.