Recent additions
in Computers
Anything relating to computers, the Internet, or technology in general.
Create an account and log in to
comment and vote on submissions.
| | |
|
Q: "My computer is under virus attack, and I can't run the anti-virus software. What should I do?"
A: "Call in for backup."
|
Posted by CheddarBBQ on 14 Dec 2009.
(3)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
Advert: "Dell Studio 17 Laptops are available in a range of different colours to suit the whole family..."
Small print: "Dell Studio 17 Laptop available in red or blue only."
|
|
Posted by JT on 12 Dec 2009.
(6)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
You can have any colour you like, as long as it's red. Or blue.
|
|
Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Dec 2009.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
"Good software's good, but crap software's rubbish"
|
|
Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Dec 2009.
(2)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
But what about Windows Office?
|
|
Posted by Tiger on 9 Dec 2009.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
"My laptop is not giving off energy?"
|
|
Posted by JT on 15 Nov 2009.
(0)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
You might want to check if it is using any energy in the first place.
|
|
Posted by Socky on 15 Nov 2009.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
*Windows Vista Error Window* Error. An error has ocurred while creating an error report.
|
|
Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
(5)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
How do I test my CD drive? I put the CD in but nothing happened.
|
|
Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
(1)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
"If God was real would he be able to reach level 90 on World of Warcraft?"
|
|
Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
(1)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
Not stupid, but I feel it has a place here.
|
|
Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
|
|
|
I dunno, it made me laugh! Hmm... I wonder if God can create a game so hard even he can't beat it?
|
|
Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Nov 2009.
|
|
|
Answer: Yes, God is omnipotent.
Answer to mike: No, that would be logically impossible, or alternatively God isn't as stupid to create a power which surpasses him. Whichever one you prefer.
|
|
Posted by Socky on 3 Nov 2009.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
"I got caught masturbating to a forest elf in World of Warcraft? and now my parents are threatening to take away and delete my account! How can I convince them that even though she's digital, and an elf, there isn't anything wrong with it? Plus I have such a high score I can't lose it all for this elf!"
|
|
(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
|
|
Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009.
(1)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
You can promise them to never again masturbate to anything at all.
|
|
Posted by Socky on 24 Nov 2009.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
|
|
Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009.
(9)
(1)
Permalink
|
|
|
Yeah, I've seen this one :)
|
|
Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
|
|
|
Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
|
|
Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
|
|
|
That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
|
|
Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
|
|
Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
(3)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
|
