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"Does it go dark at night where your from?" (This has been doing the rounds online for a while - no idea where it came from)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Did you write the words, or the lyrics?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"What is a accident investigator?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Come on...the title's a clue...we know you can do it!
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Oh, and btw - that's a c+p. I DO know the difference between "your" and "you're."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"How can you make a home-made pussy with the everyday things you use?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_can_you...)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Making good use of the things that we find,
The things that the everyday folks leave behind..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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Tell you what, though - it's got me thinking. I reckon a muslin bag, half a kilo of chopped liver and a waterproof mobike phone set to vibrate would be your basic items...
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Do you really count chopped liver amongt the things you use every day?
Especially since you're a vegan and all.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Sep 2009.
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Vegan...? I'll have you know I was born on Earth, and my ears are distinctly non-pointy!
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Is a owl a producers?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"How do you spell 'Americans'?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once one person had read one the next person can get enjoyment from it"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Note: not sure where this one came from, it's been floating about on teh nets for a while. I've not bothered cleaning it up - this is the original form.
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Why rent books? It's so much easier to steal them from a library!
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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'Ello Socky. Congrats on signing up - your free air guitar is on its way to you now!
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"How many loafs of bread in bagel?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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234. I counted.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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