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	"So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Is that two kilometres by foot or by car?"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet No! No! It's two kilometres by bird!     Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

	Overheard American tourist in Edinburgh, on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle, looking out over the Firth of Forth, into Fyfeshire: "Gee, I didn't know Norway was so close!"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	Visitor at Osborne House stately home: "How long does life membership last?"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	American tourist: "What time is it in America right now?" German railway official: "We are six hours before you, so it is 7 am." American tourist: "That's crazy, how could anybody be before us?"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	Tourist in London: "What number in Oxford Street is Oxford University?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	Tourist in London: "Is it a long walk to Times Square?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	Tourist in the Louvre: "Look, everything is written in French, how arrogant. Typical of the French."     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Yeah! How dare they have a language of their own!     Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.

	Tourist purchasing ticket for Eurostar (Channel Tunnel) train journey: "Can you see the fish and dolphins through the window?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Only if you stick your head out of the window.     Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.

	US tourist in Berlin: "Where's the German Embassy?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet