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Australian interviewer: "Name a country that begins with U."
American interviewee: "Yugoslavia? Utah? Utopia?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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This American knows about the nation of Utopia! And here I was, thinking Americans were terribly ignorant.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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JT, I thank you for getting these quotes off the CNNNN show in Australia. I'm still laughing at the ignorance of the Americans.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Fantastic, aren't they? Far too good not to appear here.
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Posted by JT on 31 Oct 2009.
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"What language do they speak in Italy?"
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Posted by JT on 10 Oct 2009.
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Welsh?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Oct 2009.
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Romanian?
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Posted by Socky on 10 Oct 2009.
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As it happens, Italian was only declared the official language of Italy last year. Odd, that.
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Posted by JT on 12 Oct 2009.
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First tourist: "Tomorrow, we're going to catch a plane and fly to Kerala in southern India."
Second tourist: "India in Asia?"
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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No, India in North America. You know, where the Indians live.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 29 Nov 2009.
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Or South America. They got Indians there to!
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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No, you're all wrong. He's obviously talking about Red India!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Dec 2009.
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"I hate London. Its boring. Nothing ever happens there."
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Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009.
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Ah sugar I forgot to add this.
Source: 16 year-old boy
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Posted by Ghost on 22 Dec 2009.
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Ah, now THAT makes it stupid. I must have been mistaken with my regular excursions to London when I was 16 - it seemed that every weekend there was some club or another I wanted to go to. I must have been mistaken.
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Posted by JT on 23 Dec 2009.
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My thoughts exactly!
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
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A rather upper-class lady walks up to the reception desk of the Fitzwilliam Museum, in Cambridge:
"Could you direct me to the Ashmolean Museum, please?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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Note - the answer is really quite simple. You come out of the Fitzwilliam, go left a bit, right a bit, straight on, join the M11, follow it for about 30 miles to the M25 junction, then go west for about 45 miles to the M40 junction, then up the M40 for another 30 miles or so and turn left. You can't miss the Ashmolean - it's right in the centre of Oxford.
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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"I never understood why cars didn't go round in circles..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Dec 2010.
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Hey, am I going to get my own category?
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Posted by poppy on 7 Jan 2011.
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There are only two of yours on here. You'll have to be a bit more prolific if you want your own category!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2011.
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Quizmaster: "Name a landlocked country in Europe".
Contestant: "Belgium. We've been there!"
Contestant's wife: "We went by ferry."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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Quizmaster: "A ship sailing south from Land's End will hit land where?"
Contestant: "Australia."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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"I didn't know trains have wheels? I thought they skidded along the track!"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Mar 2011.
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"That's one big castle!" (American tourist emerging from Ely Cathedral)
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Posted by JT on 8 Apr 2011.
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