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"You try cycling ... if you're in a wheelchair"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 May 2011.
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Room service lady: "What kind of pasta do you want?" Me: "Spaghetti, please". Room service lady: "We only have rigatoni."
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Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011.
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"I cycled all the way here and then realised I'd left my bike behind"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Apr 2012.
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"Are there any lakes in the Lake District?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"I realise that there is no electricity in the Wilderness Cabins, but there should have been somewhere to recharge my phone." (Disgruntled holiday maker)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women." (Tourist complaint to travel agency)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Was Abraham Lincoln that large in real life?" (Tourist visiting the 9.1 metre tall statue of the ex-president at Washington's Lincoln Memorial)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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