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LAX customs official to passenger returning from Israel: "How were you born in the Ukraine?"
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." (Britney Spears)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Where is France located?"
    Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Tourist in Canada: "What's the best way to see Canada in a day?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
American tourist in Westminster Abbey: "Is this where the Queen had her coronary?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Will it be raining again this year in the first week of August? If so I might want to move to the 2nd week of August." (Tourist booking campsite, 1st of February)
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Tourist in London: "Whereabouts is the Eiffel Tower?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Great! The Timelord brought another one of them retarded companions to our time zone! No, we don't like singing about hot dogs!
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
Tourist about to embark on a rafting trip down the Zambezi River: "Do we finish where we start?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Only if you're willing to pay a couple millions extra.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
Well, you start in the river, and you finish in the same river. So I'd say "Yes". :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
You ought to be a politician.
    Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
"Is there water on the other side of this island?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Tourist boarding whale-watching boat at Boston, USA: ""This is the Mediterranean, right?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink