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"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." (Bill Clinton, testifying before a jury)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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US senator: "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Signs displayed recently by US far-right supporters:
"English is our language. No excetions. Learn it."
"Respect are country - speak English."
"This is America and our only lanaguage is English."
"Obama has a crisis of competnce."
"Make English America's offical language."
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Posted by JT on 23 Sep 2009.
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Maybe the Obama administration should respond by choosing a suitably obscure language and deeming it "offical" :)
How about one of the languages from the bottom of http://www.yourdictionary.com/elr/nat... which are only spoken by 1 person?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Sep 2009.
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Where can I sign up to learn Kikapoo?!
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Posted by JT on 24 Sep 2009.
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Interviewer: "Which Iraqi is most responsible for the country's upheaval?"
Interviewee: "Barack Obama."
Interviewer: "Barack Obama? Why?"
Interviewee: "Uhh - because I've heard his name before."
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." (US Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin)
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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We are still negotiating with the great nation of Belgium to stop the terrible wars raging in the Low Countries.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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Are we choosing a prime minister - or a primate?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Apr 2010.
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From a well-known newspaper reporting on the coming UK election. Personally, I'd hope our next Prime Minister would be a member of the biological order that contains lemurs, lorises, galagos, tarsiers, monkeys, apes, gorillas and humans.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Apr 2010.
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I wouldn't mind a different order altogether, just to lessen Cameron's chances.
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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"Culturally speaking, what would happen if a parrot said the N word?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Nov 2010.
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Well, that would depend on what color it was.
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Posted by Subtle Increase in Gravitas on 5 Apr 2011.
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"Democracy means permanent rule!"
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Posted by JT on 3 Mar 2011.
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Gaddafi. The man's a genius.
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Posted by JT on 3 Mar 2011.
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