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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"You try cycling ... if you're in a wheelchair"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 May 2011.
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"That's one big castle!" (American tourist emerging from Ely Cathedral)
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Posted by JT on 8 Apr 2011.
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"I didn't know trains have wheels? I thought they skidded along the track!"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Mar 2011.
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Quizmaster: "A ship sailing south from Land's End will hit land where?"
Contestant: "Australia."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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Quizmaster: "Name a landlocked country in Europe".
Contestant: "Belgium. We've been there!"
Contestant's wife: "We went by ferry."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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"I never understood why cars didn't go round in circles..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Dec 2010.
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Hey, am I going to get my own category?
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Posted by poppy on 7 Jan 2011.
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There are only two of yours on here. You'll have to be a bit more prolific if you want your own category!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2011.
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"What do hot air balloons run on?"
"Hot air."
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Posted by JT on 15 Jul 2010.
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A rather upper-class lady walks up to the reception desk of the Fitzwilliam Museum, in Cambridge:
"Could you direct me to the Ashmolean Museum, please?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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Note - the answer is really quite simple. You come out of the Fitzwilliam, go left a bit, right a bit, straight on, join the M11, follow it for about 30 miles to the M25 junction, then go west for about 45 miles to the M40 junction, then up the M40 for another 30 miles or so and turn left. You can't miss the Ashmolean - it's right in the centre of Oxford.
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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Call me wild, but I think they might have gotten the crash procedure correct. It was just the landing that needed some work.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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