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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home." (Tourist complaint)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Yeah, that has to do with the Earth rotation.
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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American tourist visiting the British countryside: "Where are all the hobbits?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Dwelling in their holes, of course.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"New Zealand."
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Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.
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"The brochure states: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?" (Tourist enquiry)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in London: "When do the clowns come on at Piccadilly Circus?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist: "Who's that on top of Nelson's Column?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled." (Tourist complaint)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Overheard American tourist in Edinburgh, on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle, looking out over the Firth of Forth, into Fyfeshire: "Gee, I didn't know Norway was so close!"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in London: "Is it a long walk to Times Square?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in London: "What number in Oxford Street is Oxford University?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"I hate London. Its boring. Nothing ever happens there."
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Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009.
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Ah sugar I forgot to add this.
Source: 16 year-old boy
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Posted by Ghost on 22 Dec 2009.
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Ah, now THAT makes it stupid. I must have been mistaken with my regular excursions to London when I was 16 - it seemed that every weekend there was some club or another I wanted to go to. I must have been mistaken.
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Posted by JT on 23 Dec 2009.
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My thoughts exactly!
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
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