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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" (Pop star Christina Aguilera)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"If this had been built in America they would have put an elevator in." (US tourist visiting Epheseus, an ancient amphitheatre in Turkey)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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First tourist: "Tomorrow, we're going to catch a plane and fly to Kerala in southern India."
Second tourist: "India in Asia?"
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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No, India in North America. You know, where the Indians live.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 29 Nov 2009.
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Or South America. They got Indians there to!
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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No, you're all wrong. He's obviously talking about Red India!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Dec 2009.
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Quiz Show Host: "Budapest is the capital of which European Country?"
American Contestant: "I thought Europe was a country."
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Irish houses - what are they used for?" (from Wikianswers)
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Posted by JT on 21 Oct 2009.
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Note: someone answered with "Storage. We sleep in tents in the garden."
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Posted by JT on 21 Oct 2009.
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"What language do they speak in England? I live in America and I only speak american. Can you get dictionaries that translate from american to whatever language they speak?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
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I'm assuming this is probably troll droppings rather than a genuine question, but all the same.
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
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This is bad troll. I've seen better. Not believable, he elaborated way too much on what language we speak...
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Posted by Tiger on 5 Nov 2009.
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Australian interviewer: "Name a country that begins with U."
American interviewee: "Yugoslavia? Utah? Utopia?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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This American knows about the nation of Utopia! And here I was, thinking Americans were terribly ignorant.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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JT, I thank you for getting these quotes off the CNNNN show in Australia. I'm still laughing at the ignorance of the Americans.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Fantastic, aren't they? Far too good not to appear here.
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Posted by JT on 31 Oct 2009.
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"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." (Tourist complaint)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"How many sunrise bike tours do you do in a day?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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this isnt particularly stupid, you could fit in several short tours at sunrise depending on how long you make said tours
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Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009.
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You actually do have a point there.
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Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009.
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"What language do they speak in Italy?"
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Posted by JT on 10 Oct 2009.
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Welsh?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Oct 2009.
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Romanian?
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Posted by Socky on 10 Oct 2009.
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As it happens, Italian was only declared the official language of Italy last year. Odd, that.
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Posted by JT on 12 Oct 2009.
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