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"Anyone know any good body swapping spells or would like to switch with im a 20 year old male who wants to switch with a female?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Q: "Can you be a mermaid as well as being human?"
A#1: "It is quite impossible to be a merefolk , for they have life that we can't even wrap our minds around. There is no way for you to be human and mermaid mermaid as you please , the enchanted world was strickend off from ours WAY long ago!"
A#2: "Yes! I am a mermaid, but I'm human too. When i touch water, i turn into a mermaid..."
Q#2: "Could I see a picture of one of you as a Mermaid? You could just post the picture or the site under my comment. I would like to be a Mermaid. I just did a Mermaid Spell not to long ago. The spell I did takes about 1-4 or maybe 6 weeks. I can't wait!"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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(http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_be_...) I love the attempt at political correctness in A#1.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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"What if I see the numbers 1:11a.m a lot?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Try setting your alarm clock to go off at a different time.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Oh my God, it went off at 6:66! This must be the work of the devil.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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...and a very dodgy clock-maker!
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Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.
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"I am a crystal child! What is my purpose? Tell me what I'm meant for. Try you're best to be nice people." (sic)
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Maybe your purpose is to be quoted on some random web site that thrives on stupidity?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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As a crystal child you are destined to stay still until the repeating pattern of constituents dissolves. Stop moving, dammit!
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Posted by Socky on 6 Oct 2009.
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Crystal kids clearly can't spell, either....
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Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.
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"What animals/birds favor the peach tree? Please i need to know the answer to this A.S.A.P for my history project!"
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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For HISTORY...?
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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The history... OF PEACHES. It's way more interesting than human history.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Millions of peaches, peaches for free, millions of peaches, peaches for all the birds and little animals in the history of the world.
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Posted by Ghost on 1 Nov 2009.
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Peachy!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Nov 2009.
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"Do you need a motorcycle lichen to ride a 50cc pocketrocket on the road?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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No, any symbiotic combination of fungus and alga will do. It doesn't strictly need to be a motorcycle one.
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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"Why does hello kitty have no mouth? It's so sad. How does she breath or eat cat food? Is she a ghost? Is that why she's so pale?"
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Posted by JT on 3 Nov 2009.
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http://www.queeg.com/hellokitty/
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Nov 2009.
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So Hello Kitty couldn't blow anymore.
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Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
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"Can a hypnotist steal memories?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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