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Interviewer: "Where was the Berlin Wall?"
Interviewee: "...[very long pause]...Believe me, I dunno, but I'm thinking...[very long pause]...Israel?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"Pear cider doesn't exist. It's called perry."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Sep 2009.
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I bet you're called Perry.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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"You are 5 ft 67 inches. Are you short?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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Not particularly...that's over ten and a half feet tall!
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"Three ways Edgar Allen Poe could have died?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Three_ways_...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Sep 2009.
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Let's see now...he could have been run over and squashed by an unusually heavy three-year-old on an out-of-control tricycle, he could have been impaled when a heron suffered a heart attack during flight and plummeted to Earth or he could have been gnawed to death by a pack of man-eating shrews. All ways in which he COULD have died. His chronic alcoholism is more likely to be the actual cause, however, though it does seem rather boring in comparison.
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Posted by JT on 25 Sep 2009.
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"I've always been susceptible to swine flu because I cycle and then smoke."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Sep 2009.
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Don't know where you heard that one, but even if it was a total stranger I wouldn't have been able to resist asking them to explain why this raises susceptibility.
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Posted by JT on 24 Sep 2009.
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TV presenter: "So how long does London Fashion Week last?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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604,800 seconds, according to the latest statistical data.
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Posted by Socky on 24 Sep 2009.
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"Why's it already Thursday?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Sep 2009.
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Because some time-distorting crisis ended Wednesday earlier than intended.
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Posted by Socky on 24 Sep 2009.
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"The pollution and toxins there must be so bad that it is reversing evolution, we continue to see these kind of stories usually deformed humans coming from China on a weekly basis so it doesn't surprise me at all..."
"There is all sorts of strange **** like this is China. Even some of the insects have started mutating, some of the dragonflies have antenna growing out of their heads like a butterflies..."
"Are we witnessing a step in evolution. Imagine what the apes thought when they first seen another ape with human feet..."
(Woman in China kills a one-legged snake. Tabloid readers reveal their comprehensive knowledge of evolution)
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(From http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/...)
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Posted by JT on 24 Sep 2009.
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Tourist to tour guide: "If I ring home, will my mother be there?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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For her sake, I hope she isn't.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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