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"How are dinosaurs bones found on Earth when they aren't mentioned at all in the bible? In Genius it never said anything about them."
    Posted by JT on 29 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
The Bible doesn't have much to say about helicopters, Boyzone or curry sauce, either. So, Genius, are we to take it that none of these things exist on Earth?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Dec 2009.
Genius doesn't say anything about them, but Irrelevations do.
    Posted by Moosh on 29 Dec 2009.

"Is linguistics another science of Satan? Linguists suggest that the original human language originated from southern Africa and had a lot of click consonants. This is baloney, since the original language of mankind was Hebrew. They also state that languages change over time and create different languages, while it is obvious from the Bible that languages were made different by God, as shown in the construction of Babel."
    Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010. + (6) - (1) Permalink

"Why [does] a person fall toward the earth when he falls from height? An apple is so near to the surface where the g (accelration due to gravity) is highest but it also fall after a very lagre time but when a person falls from a height their the g is also less and his inertia is also more as compared to a apple." (sic)
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (4) - (1) Permalink
It's because the Earth's mass is about 5973.6 yottagrammes. I think you're making the mistake of equating a sphere with a point particle, resulting in misguided and irrelevant comparisons.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.

"97% of smokers will die."
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
The other 3% drink from the fountain of youth.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

"Why did the Pre-Cambrian start?"
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink

"Why can't people live on earth?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_can%27t...)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Because it's full of toxic oxygen.
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.

"Does Hydrogen cause things to be metal? if i place hydrogen in front of sulfate it makes it hydrogen sulfate which is a metal so does placing hydrogen infront of other elements make them metal?"
    Posted by JT on 22 Apr 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I assume this is a question from someone's GCSE Alchemy homework.
    Posted by JT on 22 Apr 2010.
Alchemy: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Apr 2010.

"I can see the point of biology because it helps us understand diseases and I can see the point of chemistry because it can give us new medicines and stuff. But what's the point of physics?" (Overheard conversation, resulting in a badly bitten tongue as I restrained myself from shouting "YOU MORON!")
    Posted by JT on 18 Jan 2010. + (6) - (2) Permalink
I should probably point out that the person who said this was not ignorant about what physics is, but believes it to be worthless. That doesn't really come across in the quote.
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010.
Well, he's stupid for thinking humanity can't benefit from physics in some manner. Though I do wonder if those billions of dollars they spent on the Large Hadron Collider wouldn't have been better spent helping the poor or something like that.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
By building things like the LHC, we increase our knowledge of physics. By achieving a certain level of mastery of physics, we would want for and lack nothing - so the LHC could benefit the poor enormously.
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
Well, yes. But I kinda doubt the LHC will result in any discoveries that will be of any practical use to us somewhere in the near future. I mean, if they need billions of dollars just to build something that makes these protons collide with sufficiently high collision energies, I don't think we're gonna see any economically feasible applications anytime soon.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
When someone first rubbed two sticks together and created fire it didn't immediately lead to metal smelting - but we've benefited from it all the same. Some things take a long time, but they're still worth doing.
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
I don't deny its usefulness in the long run. I just think with millions of people dying from the consequences of poverty each year, the issue of poverty is a more urgent matter.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
If we thought that way, we'd just continue spending to alleviate poverty in the short term rather than striving to find long-term, even permanent solutions.
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
So you think humanity is as of yet incapable of raising these people's standards of living to ethically acceptable levels (i.e. not millions of people dying due to lack of clean water, nutrition, health care, clothing, shelter etc.), because we haven't yet figured out how reality exactly works, in hopes of ever being able to actively control it?

If you think we shouldn't be concerned with people lacking basic human needs in the present, as long as we concentrate on (a vague promise of) long-term solutions, do you think highly technological, future civilizations will even be concerned with the poor people that don't benefit from its scientific progress? I'd rather think they'd consider them to be uncivilized savages, and just about the least of their concerns.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
No, I didn't say that. I said that it would be a mistake to only provide short term relief at the expense of trying to find a cure. I didn't say we should concentrate only on the cure and not bother with the relief. We have a duty to do both IMO, whatever the financial cost.
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
That's exactly what I was trying to say. And I used that reasoning to state that it might have been better to postpone the LHC project in preference of the money being used to help solve the pressing issues that result from poverty.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
Crikey. That's got the be the largest amount of typing this site's ever seen in a single day. Steady on, you'll wear out the poor server! :)

Maybe there should be a mod option to move stuff to the forums?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Jan 2010.
^ Good idea - not least of all because a whole load of discussion is likely to make the site look like some forum for real discussion, rather than the harmless frippery that it truly is.
    Posted by JT on 31 Jan 2010.
Or maybe something more like a talk page?
    Posted by Socky on 31 Jan 2010.

Genuine answer given in exam: "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Unlike other primates, human bodies do not have consonants.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
He forgot the Elvis.
    Posted by Moosh on 20 Dec 2009.

"If I knew what I wanted to do, it would be a lot easier to do it."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Dec 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink