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Everyone knows that scientists insist upon using complex terminology to make it harder for Christians to refute their claims. Take deoxyribonucleic acid for example. Sounds impressive, right? Do you know what happens when you put something in acid? It dissolves. If our bodies were full of that acid like they claim, we'd all dissolve.
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Posted by poppy on 21 Apr 2011.
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Excellent! Must remember to check a few fundamentalist websites, they're surely fertile hunting ground for Foxes. Though obviously we should be careful - we don't want to incur divine wrath and go to Hell.
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Posted by JT on 22 Apr 2011.
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"OK got a science question for ya. My little boy and I was looking at the stars and saw a falling star. I know you already think Im nuts!! So anyways my question is Why are the falling stars never the ones in the constellations? Maybe I wasnt paying attention in class!!!"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jul 2010.
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"The Moon affects everyone differently! It affects water, and causes the tides, right? Well, people are 95 percent water, and it affects us all differently because we're all made of different amounts of water!"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Mar 2011.
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"The amount of consciousness a creature has is directly prepositional to the size and structure of it's brain."
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Posted by JT on 26 Feb 2011.
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Spelling chequer mishap? I can believe that if you typed "preportional" it might get corrected to "prepositional".
Of course that doesn't really make it any more sensible. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Feb 2011.
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The [large radio telescope] has taken near-perfect images of a black hole ... This raises hopes that it could one day not just send radio waves into space but receive them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011.
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Found in "The Cambridge Student", of all places. You would have hoped for better, really.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011.
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Wow... Don't know what else to say...
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2011.
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"It's the best to eat fruit on an empty stomach (like first thing in the morning). I don't know exactly how bad it is for you if you eat fruit after meals, but I know that they get digested faster than other things and get broken down to simpler sugars. So, the sugar causes fermentation of the other food in your stomach. It's like the food begins to spoil in your stomach. I don't think that's good for your stomach."
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Posted by JT on 22 Feb 2011.
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It's obviously not too great for your brain, either.
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Posted by JT on 22 Feb 2011.
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"The woman had contacted [the surgery] to obtain the H1N1 vaccine after discovering she was pregnant."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2011.
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Now I'm not a doctor, but I'm fairly sure babies aren't a kind of flu virus.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2011.
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"Go on then - have a baby,
If you really must.
Babies are better than rabies;
But only just."
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Posted by JT on 9 Jan 2011.
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Quiz show host: "What does five squared equal?"
Contestant: "In my day it was 5x5, but I wonder if it may be the same as five cubed now..."
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Posted by JT on 20 Dec 2010.
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"How many times does the sun go round the Earth every day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 May 2010.
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Ahh, the good ol' times when the Sun revolved around the Flat Earth twice a day.
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Posted by Moosh on 22 May 2010.
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365, right?
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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