Who Invented Foxes?
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"How many people have died this year from squirrel attacks?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
I think it's actually a sensible question, though I can't think why anyone might want to ask it. It gets a [+] from me for the sheer bizarreness factor, though!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
Same here - not stupid at all, but it made me smile.
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
Killer squirrels are serious business!
    Posted by Socky on 3 Jan 2010.

"97% of smokers will die."
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
The other 3% drink from the fountain of youth.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

Headline: "Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
That one's great too :)
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
The idiots at bestfinance-blog.com like to sign up to unrelated websites and spam their doubtless extortionate wares in places where their adverts aren't wanted. If you're reading this, I suggest you avoid them!
    Posted by AcevedoHAZEL on 8 Jan 2011.

"Experts agree Al Qaeda leader is dead or alive" (CNN)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
And that one, too :)
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.

Who invented foxes? And why?
( http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind... )
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Watch their heads divide by zero! Hehehehe :)
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Jan 2010.
Well done - that's attracted one new user already! I was originally asked the question by the mother of someone I used to know, and it's not the only question on this site to have come from her.
    Posted by JT on 9 Jan 2010.
Invented? They weren't invented. They're a hybrid freak-of-nature cross between a ferret and a wolf that never should have occurred.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Jan 2010.

"I loved Africa, there were so many African Americans there." (answer to "What are African Americans called in another country?" )
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Also nice to know is that the question was categorized as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered"
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
Heh heh heh! I like this one!
    Posted by JT on 17 Jan 2010.

"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.

Call centre employee: "Are you Mrs. or Miss?"
Female customer: "I'm Ms."
Employee: "What? What's that?"
Customer: "It's a title that doesn't reveal my married status, as whether or not I'm married is nobody else's business."
Employee: "Oh, that's a good idea - they should have something like that for men."
    Posted by JT on 4 Feb 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
When I was little I thought "Miss" meant single, "Mrs" meant married, and "Ms" meant divorced.

Of course, in practice I wasn't too far wrong.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Feb 2010.
A lot of people think that!
    Posted by JT on 5 Feb 2010.
To be honest, I don't have the faintest clue how I'm supposed to pronounce all that. Well, except Miss, that one's kinda obvious.
    Posted by Socky on 8 Feb 2010.
Sock, Ms and Miss are the same. Mrs is Missis.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
"Ms and Miss are the same?" I wouldn't say that to any feminists, if I were you!
    Posted by JT on 14 Mar 2011.

"How do electrons work in the US?"
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
This was asked in a politics forum, so I think it was a typo for "elections..."
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.

"...A weakness we've seen since 9-11 -- airplanes can fly into buildings..."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Feb 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink