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"Why would the radio on a 1994 corvette stop working after the battery went dead?"
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Posted by JT on 12 Sep 2009.
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Beats me.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Genuine advert in the dating section of my local paper: "One-legged transexual seeks same."
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Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009.
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Transsexuals are losing their legs now? What strange creatures are they changing into?
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Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
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'Cmon, does everything have to come from Failblog? Where did the originality go?
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Posted by Tiger on 9 Dec 2009.
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Overheard in a pub: "...But I thought black people didn't get cancer?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Nov 2009.
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"Oh, I've heard of Agent Orange! That's what my mom uses to clean the bathroom!"
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Posted by ColinAYB on 12 Nov 2009.
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If everyone is dead, I suppose there's no-one there to make the bathroom unclean.
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Posted by ColinAYB on 12 Nov 2009.
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Makes sense to me. Who'd want a jungle growing in their bathroom?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Nov 2009.
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Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?"
Me: "Yes. Do you?"
Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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"Does boxed wine give you AIDS? I just drank a gallon of boxed wine. And its red, does this mean its made out of blood. Do you think I'l get HIV and then die? I'm very scared at the moment and require your help!!"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 22 Nov 2009.
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Well, I drunk a gallon of boxed wine once, and when I woke up I had AIDS. I don't remember anything else happening in between, so I suppose it must have been the wine.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2009.
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Oh, I remember that night well. It was fun.
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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"What's the song that goes dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn?"
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Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.
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Note: This one appeared in this (typed) form on Yahoo Answers.
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Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.
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The dun dun dun song?
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Posted by Socky on 3 Dec 2009.
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"If I keep my kids in cold water will it keep them small? It worked for my turtle and I don't want my kids to grow up, I want little people for ever. Do you think this will work?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ans...)
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Posted by JT on 22 Dec 2009.
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Lots of couples say "We want a baby", but have you ever heard anyone say "We want a teenager"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Dec 2009.
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God. This is the most stupid quote I've read so far. Even more stupid than the "polar bears" one. Wow. Keeping children in cold water so that they don't grow up. Wow, I say.
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Posted by Moosh on 26 Dec 2009.
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"Why are there school? Is a point to it?"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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"What does the Bible say about husbands and wives having homosexual relations with each other? My husband wants me to do things to him that seem homosexual. I think since we are in the sanctity of marriage it is OK, but I don't know."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Things that seem homosexual? Is he making you dress up like a guy?
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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No, he wants her to fuck him with a dildo, obviously.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Oh. That's not gay at all. Lesbians do that all the time, and lesbians aren't gay.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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