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"I'm 16, and I have a toy that says for ages 13-15. Does that mean I have to return it?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
How dare you?! You monster!
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Haha! I lol'd here!
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
Will I win tonight's lottery even though it has been too hard to actually buy a ticket today?
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 9 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
I suspect it's unlikely.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jan 2010.
"What is the difference between spoken language and sign language?"
    Posted by LucyT on 11 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
"Who played Sylvester Stallone in the film 'Rambo'?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 15 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Michael J. Fox
    Posted by Necropaxx on 19 Jan 2010.
Q: "What are you doing?" A: "Making sure my hair looks sober"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
"How can i find out if i am a witch or not?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Ghost on 17 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Attempt to drown yourself. If you live, you're a witch. If you die, you've rid the world of an idiot, and it thanks you.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 17 Jan 2010.
"Today then i woke up but i felt like i wasnt!? how to know if im still alive?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 19 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
"What Bible quotes should I get tattooed on my newborn daughter?"
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    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Leviticus 19:28 springs to mind. :-)
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010.
I am the LORD.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.
Andy, an old friend who isn't the brightest person ever, was examining his bicycle inner tube for a puncture having discovered it to have a flat tyre:

Andy: "Well, there's no puncture in that half so it's pretty unlikely there'll be one in the other half."
Me: "..."
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink