Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"What is 13 and 7 tenths expressed as a decimal?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009.
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Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Haha! I lol'd here!
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
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God, that's funny.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Epic... Simply Epic.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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At least he's not referring to poachers...
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
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Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.
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Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?"
Me: "Yes. Do you?"
Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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It's true that Heroin kills in the short term, but there's been absolutely no research into the long term.
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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The weird thing is... he was right!
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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