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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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We're all gonna die!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"What is 13 and 7 tenths expressed as a decimal?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009.
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Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009.
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Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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