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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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	Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"     Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. (4) (0) Permalink Tweet On the side of the Tower.     Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

	"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.     (From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)     Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010. (5) (2) Permalink Tweet Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?     Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010. She was a compulsive nail-biter.     Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.

	"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)     Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. (6) (0) Permalink Tweet If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.     Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.

	"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."     Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet Can we find out this guy's email address? Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.

	We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?     Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. (3) (0) Permalink Tweet Since the rain started first, I expect not.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

	While looking at the night sky... Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris." His friend: "What does it look like?"     Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010. (4) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."     Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. (7) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"     (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)     Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. (10) (0) Permalink Tweet I thought sensible was already a word.     Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009. where i live, 4 eggs and a potato     Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009. You sell them to.... the Patent Office!     Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010. Who... sell you!     Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

	Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?" Me: "Yes. Do you?" Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."     Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009. (5) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"     Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009. (5) (2) Permalink Tweet No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.     Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.