Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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I don't *quite* believe that.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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"Most"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
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And Aunt Creepy.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Golfer, giving award acceptance speech)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Passenger to flight attendant: "So what kind of animal is a UHT?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Your dad's called Richard too...? Was he named after you...?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
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Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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A dinosaur?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
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Synthetic meat?
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Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
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Loch Ness Monster?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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Porcupine?
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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