Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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A dinosaur?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
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Synthetic meat?
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Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
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Loch Ness Monster?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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Porcupine?
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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A classic, but still a good one.
"Politics" category? Or is it too similar to "People"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
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Was thinking the same - it'll be a handy place to shovel all the billions of Bushisms we're going to get before long, too.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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"Most"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
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And Aunt Creepy.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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On a bus about a year ago, I had two girls of about 17 years behind me. One was saying to the other that her mum was teaching her to cook. The other one said, "Wow, wish I could cook. What's she teaching you?" The first replied, "we're doing McCains oven chips tonight."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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contributor - Free Will.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
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Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.
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Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Haha! I lol'd here!
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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