Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"How do electrons work in the US?"
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Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.
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This was asked in a politics forum, so I think it was a typo for "elections..."
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Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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"Most"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
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And Aunt Creepy.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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Actor commenting on Jurassic Park: "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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The weird thing is... he was right!
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
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Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009.
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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
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(From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
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Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
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She was a compulsive nail-biter.
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Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.
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Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
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Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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