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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
imvu
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (13) - (1) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
"Most"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
And Aunt Creepy.
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?"
Me: "Yes. Do you?"
Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."
    Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink

"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.

"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
    Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
    Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.

"I'm 16, and I have a toy that says for ages 13-15. Does that mean I have to return it?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
How dare you?! You monster!
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
    Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.

"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink