Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink

"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Sorry. No.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

While looking at the night sky...

Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."

His friend: "What does it look like?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"Why are the ghosts in Pacman evil?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I'm so gonna get a banhammer from that site for going around answering all the stupid questions with stupid answers...
    Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
I've been trying to do the same - but, remarkably, I keep getting awarded trust points!
    Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.

Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
I couldn't agree more.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
imvu
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"What Bible quotes should I get tattooed on my newborn daughter?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Leviticus 19:28 springs to mind. :-)
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010.
I am the LORD.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.

The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
    Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.