Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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On the side of the Tower.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010.
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I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
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God, that's funny.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Epic... Simply Epic.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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At least he's not referring to poachers...
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
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I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Golfer, giving award acceptance speech)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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A classic, but still a good one.
"Politics" category? Or is it too similar to "People"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
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Was thinking the same - it'll be a handy place to shovel all the billions of Bushisms we're going to get before long, too.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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