Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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On a bus about a year ago, I had two girls of about 17 years behind me. One was saying to the other that her mum was teaching her to cook. The other one said, "Wow, wish I could cook. What's she teaching you?" The first replied, "we're doing McCains oven chips tonight."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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contributor - Free Will.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." (Tourist complaint to travel agency)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Hmm. A "Complaints" category, perhaps?
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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But called what? People will assume "Complaints" is what they need to click if they want to complain about WIF...
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I think it fits in "Travel" with the other recent submissions.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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Fair enough - but I think there might be a place for it in the future, because shop staff and sales assistants have to meet the public face-to-face far more than anyone would choose so we may get several submissions of that type in future.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"How wide is 13mm?"
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Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Golfer, giving award acceptance speech)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...?
Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010.
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For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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