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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...? Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010.
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For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
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(From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
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Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
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She was a compulsive nail-biter.
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Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.
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The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
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Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009.
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Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
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Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009.
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Yeah, I've seen this one :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
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Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
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That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?" Me: "Yes. Do you?" Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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