Who Invented Foxes?
News: After almost six months of operation and many dozens of rejections, we have finally received our first real submission from the WIF Android app!
Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
All   Business   Computers   History   Incoherent   Nature   News   People   Politics   Science   Sport   Travel   Typos   WTF?

Welcome!

We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
    Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010. + (9) - (0) Permalink
Can we find out this guy's email address?

Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.

"How is anyone still alive in Europe with all the atheists there?"

    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Zombie: "BRAAAAAAAINS!" Atheist: "GOOOOOOOODS!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Oct 2009.

"Why are there chickens on the moon?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (4) - (1) Permalink
I've been asking that same question for a long time.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
It's the Martian goats that puzzle me most.
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
That would've been funnier if you didn't post the link. The question is in the category for the game "Harvest Moon," which does in fact have chickens.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Jan 2010.
Ah, I see - I've never heard of Harvest Moon and so had no idea (this is not the first time my unfamiliarity with popular culture has caused me to post something that turns out not be quite a stupid as it at first seemed).
    Posted by JT on 1 Feb 2010.
Oh, don't worry, it's plenty stupid.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.

"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
    Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink

Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
On the side of the Tower.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.

While looking at the night sky...

Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."

His friend: "What does it look like?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (10) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.