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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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"Most"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
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And Aunt Creepy.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
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Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009.
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Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
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Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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