Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
"I'm 16, and I have a toy that says for ages 13-15. Does that mean I have to return it?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
How dare you?! You monster!
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
While looking at the night sky...

Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."

His friend: "What does it look like?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
    Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. + (13) - (0) Permalink
Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
God, that's funny.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
Epic... Simply Epic.
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
At least he's not referring to poachers...
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink