Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
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Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.
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Actor commenting on Jurassic Park: "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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Since the rain started first, I expect not.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
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Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.
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Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
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(From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
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Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
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She was a compulsive nail-biter.
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Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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A classic, but still a good one.
"Politics" category? Or is it too similar to "People"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
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Was thinking the same - it'll be a handy place to shovel all the billions of Bushisms we're going to get before long, too.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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