Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

Passenger to flight attendant: "So what kind of animal is a UHT?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
"How is anyone still alive in Europe with all the atheists there?"

    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Zombie: "BRAAAAAAAINS!" Atheist: "GOOOOOOOODS!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Oct 2009.
"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
We're all gonna die!
    Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
    Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. + (13) - (0) Permalink
Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
God, that's funny.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
Epic... Simply Epic.
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
At least he's not referring to poachers...
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (10) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
On the side of the Tower.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Sorry. No.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink