Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011.
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"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Not very bright colleague observing me hand-rolling: "Do you like smoking tobacco?" Me: "Yes. Do you?" Not very bright colleague: "I don't smoke tobacco. I smoke cigarettes."
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...? Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010.
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For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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