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"What if I see the numbers 1:11a.m a lot?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Try setting your alarm clock to go off at a different time.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Oh my God, it went off at 6:66! This must be the work of the devil.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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...and a very dodgy clock-maker!
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Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.
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"When were fairies noticed?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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When? Right now, of course! Don't tell me you didn't spot them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
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I see them all the time, man, you just gotta, like, get in tune with the cosmic consciousness, man.
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Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.
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"Anyone know any good body swapping spells or would like to switch with im a 20 year old male who wants to switch with a female?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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"Any spiritually enlightened females want to help me build a spaceship?
If we could connect in spirit we would be free from our bodies I think you could call that a spaceship if not more ! Anyone feel the same?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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"Is smearing a child's own vomit on their chest and under their nose really as effective as Vick's Vapo-Rub for clearing up the sinuses?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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As effective? It's like thousands times more effective!
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Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.
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"R there mermaids in the sea?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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You know, I really have no problem with the question - but substituting "R" for "are" is unforgivable...
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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"Are Norwegian women pregnant for 15 months because of the cold weather?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Since when do Norwegian women become pregnant?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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There seems to be plenty of Norwegian children. Maybe they're actually juvenile trolls...?
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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Maybe they're all imported from China?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
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Could be, could be. After all, both nations eat a lot of fish - that can't be a mere coincidence.
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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How are you so sure they even exist? I've never seen a Norwegian in my life. Maybe they've already gone extinct!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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You could be right - perhaps they're just Swedes in disguise.
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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Or perhaps turnips?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
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How did I know that was coming? :-)
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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"How do you say 'I'll make a man out of you' in English?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"I'll kick your bucket if you don't man up right now"
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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