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"My computer is very very slow today, do you think it is clogged with volcanic ash?"
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(From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 17 Apr 2010.
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Note for foreigners: hard-of-thinking people in the UK are currently blaming ash from an Icelandic volcano for all sorts of things.
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Posted by JT on 17 Apr 2010.
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Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
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Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009.
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Yeah, I've seen this one :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
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Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
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That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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"Why did William Seward Burroughs invent the calculator?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Because he needed something to water his plants with.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Why was my dad so upset when I broke our computer to use the parts for school?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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He was?! Talk about overreacting!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.
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Advert: "Dell Studio 17 Laptops are available in a range of different colours to suit the whole family..." Small print: "Dell Studio 17 Laptop available in red or blue only."
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Posted by JT on 12 Dec 2009.
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You can have any colour you like, as long as it's red. Or blue.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Dec 2009.
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Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters." Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"Can my gameboy get the Swine Flu Virus? My game-boy keeps freezing, and my friend said that electronic devices can get the Swine Flu. What should I do?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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Find smarter friends?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Reminds me of all the people who went to the doctor's in 1999/2000, worried they'd caught the millennium bug.
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Use magic!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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Just turn it off. Idiot.
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Posted by Moosh on 31 Dec 2009.
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I wonder if this came from the same idiot who came up with this one: http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/submi...
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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^ I did too :-)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Certainly sir, I can help you reset your password, can you just confirm your account number and password please?" - Uttered by some moron at Sky Customer Services (courtesy of UnderUser)
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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