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"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011.
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"i like the name Zoey but i think it wud be cool to do something more, out there like Ellipse or something (i love the name ellipse) or Luna! omg im a guiness (i cant even spell it)"
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Posted by JT on 20 Feb 2010.
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omg I'm a Jack Daniel's. We're like twins, only not!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 21 Feb 2010.
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"If only faces could talk..."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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"...A weakness we've seen since 9-11 -- airplanes can fly into buildings..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Feb 2010.
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"How do you know when you're finished masturbating?"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 27 Dec 2009.
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When you suddenly feel "bored" and "uninterested" in what you've been gazing at for the last ten minutes.
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Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.
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When I was a kid, I had two cats - a brown one called Fred and another called Snowy who was, unsurprisingly, pure white.
One day, a friend from school visited my house and saw the two cats asleep side by side on the sofa.
"Which one's Snowy?" he asked.
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Posted by JT on 15 Mar 2010.
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The invisible one. Obviously.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 16 Mar 2010.
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"How do you turn the fire off?"
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Posted by invisible on 8 Sep 2009.
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That must be what a fire switch is for.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Sep 2009.
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"Do black people with Down syndrome exist?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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No. They're all just figments of your imagination.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
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Yank No1: "Hey look, that's Anne Frank House!"
Yank No2: "Wow. Err, who's Anne Frank?"
Yanks No1: "Duh! Don't you know that? It was Hitler's wife!"
(Contributed by Old Rocker)
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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The text formatting looks a bit better now I think...
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Sep 2009.
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"Why are there school? Is a point to it?"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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