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"It's cruel to farm animals to switch to DST each year. They have to get up an hour earlier. The cows get confused."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Oct 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Sadly, this is true.
    Posted by Socky on 23 Oct 2009.
Do cows get confused? With all that cud-chewing Zen meditation they do, I always thought they had stuff pretty well worked out.
    Posted by JT on 23 Oct 2009.

"What is higher: 2.26 ghz or 2.4ghz?"
    Posted by JT on 13 Nov 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
He's talking about multcore processors, obviously. He just forgot to mention the number of cores.. Amusing, but not so stupid.
    Posted by Moosh on 13 Nov 2009.

"Jenny, can girls shit?"
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I don't know. I'll have to give it a go and come back to you on that one.
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009.

"Hops are the female flowers of a plant in the Hemp family - that same notorious plant that produces marijuana." (TV programme about brewing. Hops are part of the Hemp family, but are definitely not the same plant as marijuana)
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Where do food atoms sit before excreting?"
    Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"How do guinea pigs become pregnant?"
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
By sitting on a warm toilet seat. Don't you know anything?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Oct 2009.

Q: "On my physics homework one of the questions said ' What would the weight be of a hammer weighing 1.32 kg on the moon?' It says that Gravity on the moon is approximately 1.67 newtons/kg. Please help! thank you :)"

A: "Since the weight is 1.67 newtons for each kg, then multiply this by the number of kg to get the weight in N."
    Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Now, I'm no physicist but it seems to me that if this answer was correct the hammer would actually weigh more on the moon. Which seems rather unlikely, as we know lunar gravity is around 16.5% that of Earth.
    Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009.
Looks OK to me. Little 'g' on Earth is about 9.81 N/kg. 1.67 is ~17% of 9.81 which is consistent with your 16.5%.

    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Oct 2009.
I used Earth g of about that figure, only with a few nore decimal places and worked out that you'd need to divide earth weight by 5.8744 (or something, can't remember now) - it was slighly under the sixth or 16.5% theytell you at school, but close enough to assume I was on the right track. By my reckoning, on the Moon the hammer would weigh about 0.22 kg - whereas using the formula above, it'd be 1.67kg.
    Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009.
Er...a few MORE decimal places. Still not used to this keyboard!
    Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009.
Ah bollocks. Now I've thought about it using my head instead of trying to use a calculator, I'm not too sure how I managed to come up with 1.67kg (and had to come back and switch the computer back on). Oh well. (-) it is, then :-)
    Posted by a mysterious, unknown entity on 22 Oct 2009. Delete
On Earth we often use kilograms for both mass and weight, but when you're dealing with variable gravity it's important not to confuse them with each other. It's more precise to measure mass in kg and weight (acceleration due to gravity) in N.

Also we often use the term "weighs" ambiguously. The mass of the hammer is given as 1.32 kg, and in this sense it weighs 1.32 kg on both Earth and the Moon.

On Earth 1.32 kg * 9.81 N/kg =~ 12.95N

On the Moon 1.32 kg * 1.67 N/kg is ~2.2 N.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Oct 2009.
I remembered the kg as mass stuff from school (and therefore the mass remaining the same in either situation). It was while trying to convert newtons into kg that things went wrong - I committed the cardinal sin of accepting what the calculator was telling me even though my instincts were trying to say "Erm..!"
    Posted by JT on 23 Oct 2009.
Science is so screwed up.
    Posted by Socky on 23 Oct 2009.

"Natural clay! You eat it, and it flushes the toxins from your system, and gives you loads of energy."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink

Q: "How old is water today?"

A: "maybe more than 1millionyears ago...

water began growing on earth from the minute one person lived on earth.

from maybe before the time there were Any dinosaurs" (sic)
    Posted by JT on 10 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Nah. Water is fossilized dinosaur piss.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Oct 2009.

From the great wealth of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers, "Do you ever wonder if animals masturbate?"
    Posted by Ghost on 20 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Wonder? I know damn well they masturbate. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Oct 2009.