I had to attend a speed awareness course last month, after arousing a speed camera. It was a laugh riot...
Instructor: "Some roads, like the A14, have signs showing the number of casualties from the previous year."
Aggressive Lady: "Well that's out of date if it's numbers from last year, it's not relevant."
Instructor: "The driver in this collision was decapitated."
Lady (nodding sagely): "Well that will be a fatality then."
Instructor: "If you're doing 40mph and you hit a child on a bike, there is a good chance you will kill that child."
Aggressive Lady: "Well, that's his parents' fault, he should be wearing a helmet."
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